Where is the weasel?

[Toteboy]

The Weasel isn't around because he is so ugly that he makes onions cry.  His teeth are so yellow he makes SpongeBob jealous

[Toteboy]

The Weasel isn't around because i don't really think he's a weasel he's more like a chicken to me.

buk, buk,  come out wherever you are

[Weasel]

What's that small squealing thing that tries to make noise where it doesn't belong?  What is that nuisance that appears to be nothing more than a plucky upper lip sprouting from an ego.  I'm certain it was created by the divine so that I might destroy it in my own divine way.  I hope to hear less of this sqeaking. I'm getting hungry though... perhaps it will continue to cry out so that I won't have to move quickly to make my next meal.  Perhaps it's too late and my plan has already been set. I can't wait to find out.

[meerkat79]

Small squealing things like to make noise.  This weasel seems to be one who has an ego. What type of revenge seeks this one who seems so small?  One knows where to pry when one finds amusement.  Eat, eat dear little one for the day shall come when you will have none.  Look into your soul and you shall find.....

[Toteboy]

What's that small squealing thing that tries to make noise where it doesn't belong?  What is that nuisance that appears to be nothing more than a plucky upper lip sprouting from an ego.  I'm certain it was created by the divine so that I might destroy it in my own divine way.  I hope to hear less of this sqeaking. I'm getting hungry though... perhaps it will continue to cry out so that I won't have to move quickly to make my next meal.  Perhaps it's too late and my plan has already been set. I can't wait to find out.

      WEASELS SMELL REALLY BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RedNorm]

As a species, weasels and other mustelids are not typically associated with any particular scent.  However, eyewitnesses have reported a distinctive sulfurous odor in the presence of the individual we know as The Weasel.

The Weasel does, however, exhibit certain behavioral patterns common to his natural cousins:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel_war_dance

Experts are divided as to whether such outbursts are instinctive or merely temper tantrums.  Cryptozoological linguists have made repeated attempts (often using data from this forum) to divine intelligible meaning from the Weasel's "dooking," thus far without success.

Norm

[Weasel]

Pile on and pile on high, lowly puppets of your fascist state/faith.  As each new voice joins the chorus of the doomed, the tone grows richer and sweeter.  Your swirling confusions are like a canon to my attuned ear.  Once again, this clumsily named RedNorm attempts to disprove through corrupt science a fact that is stamped on the Peoples' conscience.  This fascist truthtwister with socialist name has led you all in his trail of reasoning away from the truth.  He doesn't realize the extent of my paws' reach.  He doesn't know that I play the pipe that sets his tune.  You would be well advised to heed little of the musings of this RedNorm, Meerkat.  He is a toy and you were made to hold strings, not to hang by them.  You might find that I am a far better tutor of the comings and goings of fate and power. 

Don't deny our furry similarities, our furtive paw scratching styles, we deal in quick jaws and hasty action, not this drunken reasoning that always leads to disaster.  Let my rage be the forge, let these fools be the flux, insulate yourself and leave your impurities on them to be consumed.  Become greater than you are and you will know the awe that man can feel for their superiors. These others are chalk and dust without substance or will.

As for the squealer, he continues to serve his purpose.  Let the others hear him, and he will do his job for me well. His reward has been decided, and it comes quickly indeed.

[Toteboy]

As a species, weasels and other mustelids are not typically associated with any particular scent.  However, eyewitnesses have reported a distinctive sulfurous odor in the presence of the individual we know as The Weasel.

The Weasel does, however, exhibit certain behavioral patterns common to his natural cousins:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel_war_dance

Experts are divided as to whether such outbursts are instinctive or merely temper tantrums.  Cryptozoological linguists have made repeated attempts (often using data from this forum) to divine intelligible meaning from the Weasel's "dooking," thus far without success.

Norm

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[Vocaloid]

The Weasel isn't around because he is so ugly that he makes onions cry.  His teeth are so yellow he makes SpongeBob jealous

HEY NOW. D : <